He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing

you never sausage a tragic thing

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smokeandsong:

sirken:

betzine:

221cbakerstreet:

thedaddycomplex:

pattista:

Apparently, “Not my problem” in Polish is “nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.” Literally “not my circus, not my monkey.”

Officially working the English translation into my vernacular.

yes I am

Eastern European languages are fantastic.

#apparently the german equivalent of ‘it’s all greek to me’ translates to ‘i understand only train station’

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